Paranoid Schizophrenic Basher Creates "Just-Begging-For-A-Lawsuit" PRs

February 22, 2004--While only the most ignorant human being would believe any PR created by Thomas "Lefty" (I Wanna Be a Gangsta When I Grow Up!) Malone, the poor fellow seriously believed his latest ruse would influence at least one or two OTCBB investors.

"I knowed Lefty's PRs were garbage the second I seen 'em", declared Rube McCoy, proud owner of a 68 IQ. "What kinda dummy would actually believe his crap? I mean, you gotta be dumber than a basher's momma to swaller one piece of his BS."

Similar comments came from everyone who could stop laughing long enough to be interviewed.

"What the -- ?", asked 5 year old Timmy Malone, Lefty's mentally challenged cousin/son/brother. "Lefty funny! Lefty FUNNY!", snorted Timmy after reading some of Lefty's nonsensical PR ramblings.

"I almost thought the PRs were worth reading when I first saw them", confessed Righty Malign, Lefty's ex-boyfriend. "If I'd known Lefty was such a comedian, I might not have broken up with him even after I caught him working for free as a gay male ho."

A pimpish male claimed Lefty was not available for comment though pig squeals were heard resonating from Lefty's trailer minutes after a parade of leather-clad drag queens entered.










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